{"product_id":"did-i-shit-my-pants-today-funny-christmas-ornament","title":"Did I Shit My Pants Today? — Funny Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes making it through the day deserves a little celebration. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny engraved wooden ornament asks the very important question:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“When things seem especially rough, just ask yourself ‘Did I shit my pants today?’ and if the answer is no, you’re doing alright!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"o9v6fnle cxmmr5t8 oygrvhab hcukyx3x c1et5uql ii04i59q\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasurements:\u003cspan\u003e 3.5\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eOrnament is made from 5\/32\" maple plywood. Due to natural wood they may have a slight variation in wood grain and flaws may be present. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eACTUAL COLORS MAY VARY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct color may slightly vary due to computer monitors displaying colors differently and everyone can see these colors differently. We try extremely hard to ensure our photos are as life-like as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your monitor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Emmerly Lane","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53843457081508,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/emmerlylane.com\/products\/did-i-shit-my-pants-today-funny-christmas-ornament","provider":"Emmerly Lane","version":"1.0","type":"link"}